All Madden

John Madden Knows more about football then i ever will. But listening to him talk is like listening to toilet bowl farts. I don't know how that is, but its painful. Only a gridiron genius can say things like these:

"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back."

"They'll score if they can just get into the end zone."

"The team that scores the most will win this game."

"Here's a man, when he runs, he goes faster."

Seriously, WTF???
I wish i could have tons of money and have my own video game for
stating the obvious. Thanks John Madden, now i can know what the fuck
I'm watching when I'm watching football.

Palin '08

I am very excited about the upcoming elections. Not because I am looking for a better leader than George Walker Texas ranger. Let's face it,
neither candidate is really going to make any major changes in the
world. I have been sick of hearing about our candidates for a while.
Until a week ago that is.

McCain announces his running mate: Sarah Louise Heath Palin. Not only is his running mate a woman, but she doesn't look like your typical political white house trim. In my opinion, she is a MILF. If you don't know what that means, well, that pretty much means that she's a mother, and her posterior wouldn't be evicted from my bed for eating saltines. She also likes to hunt, although some of her views on what she wants to hunt are controversial, so I'm going to stay away from that stuff. But just think of her as a Ted Nugent with tits.



But, a victory for Palin, would be a victory for all "yummy mummies". They will no longer be confined to grocery stores on Sundays and soccer practice after school. They can show they're faces, and legs, with pride. So I encourage you to think of our countries future.

Montage Rock

Montage (from the French for "putting together") most often refers to collage including photomontage and sound montage.

What ever happened to this lost art? It's not that often that we get to watch movies nowadays where the hero is down and out and we get to witness this hero rebuild himself from the ground up in a matter of hours or even days, while listening to some awesome tune with a cowbell, chant or an electric violin. When you are down in out, you need inspiration dammit!