
John Madden Knows more about football then i ever will. But listening to him talk is like listening to toilet bowl farts. I don't know how that is, but its painful. Only a gridiron genius can say things like these:
"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back."
"They'll score if they can just get into the end zone."
"The team that scores the most will win this game."
"Here's a man, when he runs, he goes faster."
Seriously, WTF???
I wish i could have tons of money and have my own video game for
stating the obvious. Thanks John Madden, now i can know what the fuck
I'm watching when I'm watching football.
1 comment:
If you think about it Martha does the same thing at work. So, in a way, you have your very own John Madden right at work.
WHA...!?!?!
THREE BUS LOADS?!?!?!
Third graders...
HELLO!?!?!
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