Palin '08

I am very excited about the upcoming elections. Not because I am looking for a better leader than George Walker Texas ranger. Let's face it,
neither candidate is really going to make any major changes in the
world. I have been sick of hearing about our candidates for a while.
Until a week ago that is.

McCain announces his running mate: Sarah Louise Heath Palin. Not only is his running mate a woman, but she doesn't look like your typical political white house trim. In my opinion, she is a MILF. If you don't know what that means, well, that pretty much means that she's a mother, and her posterior wouldn't be evicted from my bed for eating saltines. She also likes to hunt, although some of her views on what she wants to hunt are controversial, so I'm going to stay away from that stuff. But just think of her as a Ted Nugent with tits.



But, a victory for Palin, would be a victory for all "yummy mummies". They will no longer be confined to grocery stores on Sundays and soccer practice after school. They can show they're faces, and legs, with pride. So I encourage you to think of our countries future.