All Madden

John Madden Knows more about football then i ever will. But listening to him talk is like listening to toilet bowl farts. I don't know how that is, but its painful. Only a gridiron genius can say things like these:

"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back."

"They'll score if they can just get into the end zone."

"The team that scores the most will win this game."

"Here's a man, when he runs, he goes faster."

Seriously, WTF???
I wish i could have tons of money and have my own video game for
stating the obvious. Thanks John Madden, now i can know what the fuck
I'm watching when I'm watching football.